worst superheroes ever.

yüce feysbuğun çatısı altında yarıldım akşam akşam. adam gibi bir lise ortamı yşamamış ama adam gibi bi üniversite ortamına girebilmiş insanlar bu söylediğime bi anlam veremeyebilir ama bana bıraksalar liseyi, özellikle son iki senesini bıkana kadar tekrar tekrar yaşardım. irlandalı dost nail kolman hatırına aşağıdaki diyalog inciluzca olarak gerçekleşti.


ceo : quoting hyperbuzz entertainment inc's general manager and ceo, "our employees are allowed to play frisbees in the office" sooo...




hyperbuzz mothafucker, do you want to join us? I said, DO YOU want to join us?


the favourite biologist: hey. i want to. i can be your favourite biologist in the office.
nail kolman:  i could be that guy in the corner that you vent your anger but then think of witty comebacks that piss you off even more.
ceo: yeaah, t.f.b and nail, you two got the job. t.f.b. is our fave biologist, she will supervise the heroes' mutations, and nail ahahah the guy in the corner? loool if you want that position so much aye matey!
nail kolman: the job description for these occupations must be all over the place.
"favourite biologist: become a really close friend of everyone in the building, be the favourite!"
"guy in corner: insult people if you deem it necessary... you always deem it necessary"
the favourite biologist: hey guy in the corner; wazaaaap?? want a cup of coffee??
joboli: şirketimizi bir ağaç evde kurabilir miyiz sayın siom? (nail'e kıllık olsun diye ona nail kolman diyor ve zaman zaman türkçe yazıyorum. işe de yaramıyor değil ahah.)
nail kolman: a woman, out of the kitchen? next thing you know they'll want equal rights or some crazy shit like that. yes yes, coffee is fine, just don't poison it, gypsy.

joboli: from now on i will be dressing up weirdly, talking like a brad pitt on snatch and screaming gogol bordello songs in the guy in the corner's face. i do not want any of this crap in myworkplace.andnowmyspacebarisbroken.
the fav. biologist: muwahahaha he was talking to me i guess :D but thanks for saving my ass cuz, as a favourite person, i should say "yeah, neil, you are right, i should go back to the kitchen" which i could never ever speak outloud.
ceo: ahahahah JoeJoebo, yes! yes we can build our HQ on a tree!! that sounds so like us dudeee. ACCEPTED!
and we do want this crap in our workplace. DECLINED
and LOL to Brad pitt on snatch thang ahahahah ACCEPTED
I love my company maaan AGREED
the fav. bio. : and thats the way the cookie crambles.
nail: our workplace is the best fucking workplace around...
ceo: LILY ALLEN
jobolililili yar: dear biologist,


in hyperbuzz entertainment inc.,there is no such thing as i/me/my/mine, there is only we/us/our/ours. therefore your ass is my ass ahah.
ceo: hellz yea it is!! even stan lee wants to work for us but i understand, he cant just leave his own company... it would be the biggest betrayal! B) damn arent we just a bunch of BAMFs?!
the fav. bio.: BAMFs with mutual asses.